I found myself in a Breckinridge Mountain Mansion recently. And I will do a little bragging...that is not the thing I have never done before:) After a night of drink and dance party, most people went skiing and snowboarding the next day. I decided to go for a day of sledding, snow angels, and other snow play things. However there was one snow activity that I was not expecting to go down.
That activity was jumping into a giant snow pile from the balcony. It is like jumping from a high dive, but scarier. So we will call this activity the "snow dive." Please note, this does not entail diving head first. This entails more of the toothpick move. Or as you will see in my case, the belly buster.
I watched several guys do some "snow dives." I was even intrigued enough to peek precariously over the edge. That is when the taunting-coaxing started.
"Come on Emily. You can do it. When you land, it is really soft. You fall into the snow."
That talk got me here:
Once I got onto the ledge. I knew I was going to have jump. The thoughts of my temporary paintball nut sack came back to me again. I tried to start chanting manly mantras. "Don't be a wimp. Just jump. Put your big girl panties on."
Then more taunting from the boys below, and the people all around me:
I knew it was time. I think I only had to count to 3 a few times. Then it was 1,2,.3.............
SPLAT!!!!!!!!
After I splatted, I did a little bounce and splatted again.The first thing I said upon bully bustering onto the snow bank was, "You lied, you said this would be soft." Their response was that I was either too light or landed on the one spot that wasn't soft. I am going to go with the light remark.
I was not deterred for very long:
In fact, I did it again. And this time I tried more of that tooth pick move:
Jumping off a balcony, may have been a small feat. But it got me thinking of what else I can do. Maybe I will be even be able to jump out of a plane in the 2011 year. So lets just end this blog by saying that I completed 7a on my list this year. Now how many more letters can I add to that 7.